Why I Wrote “Your Daughter Needs a Hero”

It is because of THIS: Kidding!  No actually, I'm not.  I wish it were a joke, but unfortunately I am very serious.  I honestly don't think I would have had much to write about if this little blurb said, "Carpe Snackem!  Seize the day and spare your heart from prematurely deteriorating!"  or "Carpe Snackem!  Seize the day [...]